Any fan of Monty Python will undoubtedly get the reference in the title, but for those of you who don't find bizarre British humor funny, here is the clip ...
This past weekend was my brother-in-law's stepson's wedding. For all intents and purposes, I consider him my nephew that I only met 6 years ago, and I dearly love his new wife. I have been looking forward to the wedding for some time now.
For a little background, let me say that Joe went to his uncle's second marriage 6 years ago and had a fantastic time. He danced up a storm and charmed the whole room.
This most recent wedding was slightly less successful. Now I won't be telling you "who killed who" (after all, everyone did survive the event!) but it just wasn't as smooth.
This was a camp weekend and we sent Alan so we wouldn't have to worry about a babysitter, but Joe elected not to work and to attend the wedding instead. Hindsight being what it is, DH and I should have "encouraged" Joe to work.
The actual wedding was relatively short and the minister did a fabulous job. Afterwards we went and hung out at my in-laws' house and that was also painless. So what was the problem, you might ask?
We are walking in and I said, "I'd really like to get a picture of the three of us." (After all, how often does Joe wear a suit?!?!) Joe's response? "Don't you have enough pictures of me at home?" Okay. He was obviously in "a mood". He finally agreed to take ONE picture. Unfortunately, I put my arm around him. I was told in no uncertain terms to NOT do that.
Then there was the food. Joe is nowhere close to Alan when it comes to being a picky eater, but there are certain things he will not touch and one of them is cheese (unless it is Parmesan cheese or on a pizza). Even though he loves potatoes (and has even been known to eat potatoes with some cheese hidden in their depths once or twice) he overheard my nieces discussing how there was cheese in the potatoes. It wasn't happening. Then there was the pasta. The kid LOVES pasta and it was just Pasta Alfredo with broccoli. He always eats "pasta with white sauce" at home and he likes broccoli (it is one of the few veggies that he usually likes) but oh, no, not combined. Even when I ended up giving him my leftover roll at the end, he wiped the little dab of Alfredo sauce on his napkin before eating it. Sigh.
At this point I left our table to go talk with some of DH's cousins. DH did point out that maybe I was being difficult too. Probably. I have often said that the reason Joe and I spark so much is that we are so similar in personality but so different in tastes.
DH did ask Joe the next day why he even wanted to go when he seemed so determined to not have a good time. Joe's response? "Well it had been a while since I went to a wedding."
And it will probably be a VERY long time before he goes to another one!!!!